LOL! Pro Chinese Desu.

Now usually, i'd just link the site, but since its a blog that ppl dun wan me to link, here it is. Freaking hilarious! About kids making chinese sentences (造句), and the teachers comments! Hahaha... enjoy... =)

1.题目: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下


3.题目: ..一边...........一边............ ..

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


9.题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~


10.题目: 一... 就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语: 老师笑到不行..


11.題目: 你看

小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊


12. 照样造句

例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)

小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)

老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??


13.照样造句

例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。

老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???


14.题目: 好... 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？


15.题目: 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


20.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。


21.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的…

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~


22. 题目: 谢谢....因为......

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


23.题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过......


26. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~


27.題目: 一… 便…

小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的…

小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

老师评语: 造句不要乱造...


31.題目: 又.....又.....

小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?


32 果然

上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水

老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！

老师：…………


33 瓜分

小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非

老师：小傻瓜也分不清


34 好吃

小朋友：好吃个屁

老师：………


35 况且

小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师：……………

zzz

gods..
i'm fuckin demoralised right now.. have never felt so terrible in my life.
sigh... i really really hope that i missed lookin at the file. pls be there when i wake up tmr!

Mommy... it's over!

Yes! FYP Final Presentation is over! Didn't fuck up at least =) Felt pretty good about it!
Despite all the trials and tribulations, we're finally through! =)

Although we had some arguments and disagreements throughout, we still made it through in one piece! wanna thank all u guys for this great sem ;)

Haha!

Love u all! Muacks! :D

Untitled

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lyin' here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

Chorus:
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on
as I'm fadin' away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

Everybody's screamin'
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slippin' off the edge
I'm hangin' by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on
As I'm fadin' away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on
as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

The words resound in me indeed. Somehow, seems depressing how the way works, how things flow from start to finish. Coincidence? Or fate... things that miraculously fall into (or out of) place.

Had a good chat with the bros last night. Set me thinking though... what exactly is it am I looking for in life! Sigh...

Wow.

Absolute OMFGly Wow.
Words cannot bring it justice.
'Nuff said!

Wow.

Random snippets of thoughts.

It's 4am.

I'm freaking tired, but there's so much more to study, look through, and prepare, for the vast myriads of things that are gonna happen in the next few hours or so (for almost the whole week basically).

Still, wanna take a break, jot down some random thoughts that have been plaguing my mind.

Random Thought 1:
Fact a. I was in school on Sat & Sun till way past midnight.
Fact b. The school was CROWDED on Sat & Sun, till almost way past midnight.
Fact c. Not only were the rooms fully booked/occupied, so were the CORRIDORS!
Fact d. IT WAS A WEEKEND!!!!
Fact e. I wasn't really surprised.

Conclusion a. Welcome to SMU.

Random Thought 2:
People are selfish. Donch know why this thought keeps resounding in my mind. Despite all the attempts to re-examine this, it keeps resonating true somehow. Ugh... why!

Random Thought 3:
The Lemon Theory!
When life gives you lemons ....

A child tries it, winces and carries on
A whiner sobs and whines that he has a lemon
An adult eats it, shrugs, and continues eating it for the rest of his sorry life.
An entrepreneur makes lemonade and sells it
An optimist thinks that the next one is gonna be sweet!
A CEO gets other people to make him some lemonade with it
A skilled office worker blames someone else for it

I had a long list just now ... this is all I can remember :P

Random 4:
It's amazing the amount of random crap you can come up with when you're tired and attempting to study! Lol!

Unexpected

Bout of contemplation for me today.

First, some minor updates:

It hadn't been a good day, with tempers frayed and all. Crunch time's here, and its gonna be a hellish 2-3 wks. But we'll get through it! Ganbatte all of us! Haha.

One of projects have some major 头绪. Still lots to go, but really great to see it online finally!

And about that contemplation: how ppl are selfish and all.. and i'm no exception.
Made a "wrong" message today, just an hr or so ago. Not that it's a bad thing, or that it's the first time it happened. On the contrary, it was probably a good thing. Some inane chitchat & thoughts away from work is great after all, superb stress reliever:D Thanks gal =)

And more importantly, that chat made me think of something important. A self revelation of sorts I suppose. Of how selfish I'd become. Why that message had been "wrong", when it was equally relevant to the person. And its not that I don't care anymore, or don't care at all. Expressing it is another thing, and with all the things juggling today, perhaps that's what's being neglected. Perhaps that's the reason for the distancing feeling I'm getting these days. Mayhaps its time for a change!

So, gal, if you're reading this, that message was not sent wrongly! :D Wahaha... And to all my family and friends out there, here's the message to you all, a message not said often enough. I love ya all! And thanks for being there!!

*end emotional scene*

Some humour for closure =) take a look at this snippet from the NuklearPower web comic *check out the link at the side*




I love irony!

Hellgate!

It's finally out! After this long wait, can finally get to see whether it's all that it's vaunted to be! Of course, that's if I can get through this sem alive first! Somehow I have a bad feeling about the AA quiz this week... heh... oh wells lucky it's just 5 %.

Next week is gonna be hell. Wish me luck!

On a side note, I just realised SMU is chock full of creativity. And the best place to find out? The humble TOILET! Gee it's full of weird adverts & posters!!!

An attempt at being provocative??

Hmmm... aim well and shoot? Lol... wonder if they put this in the girls toilet also. Prof Poo and Prof Loo to the rescue!!!!

The Winner. We're in UNIVERSITY! Apparently such a "different" one that we have to be taught how to wash our hands! Woot!

Lol... the wierdness in this world indeed. Forgive the low resolution, I didn't wanna stay in there long and get caught taking pictures in the toilet :P The men's toilet no less... heh

On a sidenote, check out Blurt's new homepage. Saw some really interesting adverts in the concourse =P will take pics next time, but for now check it out! (actually i think the adverts are more interesting than their home page haha) Another weird thing to note... it's almost so easy to spot usage of CMS now. Wow, experience ftw eh =) A summer well spent I guess!